the subway is dirty.

I’m pretty positive it is a bad idea to be naked in subway or bus. It’s dirty, not to mention all the perverts along for the ride. I hope Frankie Ryder manages to stay safe.

2008 Video Game Awards (spike)

Hilary Duff is all grown up in Maxim. (egotastic!)

Great moments from kids’ shows. (holytaco)

Don’t webcam when your parents are home. (funnyordie)

WTF….(afrojacks)

Can you please add bacon to my burger? (foodproof)

Guess the boobs. (on205th)

She can pollenate me anytime

Oh sweeet little honey Bea, why are you so far away? Another girl from across the pond, we’ve got the low down on Miss Bea and what she likes to do in her spare time….

Bea Basford
23
5′2″
34 B

Brown Hair
Brown Eyes

What type of underware looks best on you?
def french knickers….covers a bit more bum seeing as mines soo BIG!lol

What would you say is your most masculine attribute
mmm my arms maybe…

Bea Basford - Vote for her!

Do your boobs have names?
no unfortunately they dont….hmm can u think of any?
I think we could…
Maybe Jen and Angelina, as they’ve both had Brad Pitt.lol

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No way!..Violence is not the way forward! I’ve never had a fight.

I see, well what do you think would be the best part of being a guy?
Being able to play women, and not feel bad.. Well most the men i meet seem to b excellent liers.. and i always get hurt

What’s the weirdest sexy term you’ve ever herd?
I don’t no, a guy said to me once, he’d like to use my tighs as ear muffs….I was so shocked and horrified, it took me by suprise, how random. i did laugh though…

If you could have one super power, what would you have?
ooohhh, i think a bout this all the time.. I would want to be able to click my fingers, and be anywhere in the world..then I could get away from silly rainy days in this country and always have a sexy tan..

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FHM High Street Honey #13

We took a trip across the pond to find this stunning beauty. Meet Julia MacMillan on of FHM’s top  100 High Street Honey’s! You should really go vote for her, we did.

Julia MacMillan
Age: 28
Ethnicity: White/ Scotish
Height: 5′6”
Weight: 8 1/2 stone (figure it out)
Bust: 32
Cup Size: D
Waist: 26in.
Hips: 36in
Hair Color: Hazel
Eye Color: Dark Brown

Do you prefer bars or clubs?
Bars to start in depends on the company, if thats good a Club to finish and plenty dancing is always good!

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever herd?
Get your coat youve pulled….I nearly wet myself a little after hearing that but full marks for effort!
Did it work on you though?
Sadly no but we had a good laugh, Im not stuck up I like meeting new people!

Catch me if you can

Have you ever seen your parents naked?
Maybe by accident..Its just wrong!!

What is your current ringtone on your cell phone?
Oh its a dance tune every time I hear it I sing and dance my friends get soo annoyed as it takes forever for me to answer lol.

What would you say is your most Masculine attribute?
Im really getting into watching football, I get so involved and start screaming at the TV and probably not washing my hair for a week..yuk!

Have you ever punched someone in the face
NO but there are times I wish I had the balls to do it lol!

Speaking of balls… What do you think the best part of being a guy would be?
The lack of hormones and the lack of effort required to get ready.

We like em'

Have you ever named your boobs?
Hmmm no but I do like them actually..maybe I should probably the twins or the Olsens!
We like them too….

What’s the weirdest sex term you’ve ever herd?
Spanking the monkey…thats just WEIRD poor little chimp lol!

After a shower, what’s the first thing you put on?
Body Cream…soft skin is soooo important you gotta be soft!

Does size matter?
Its important but its about quality too!

If you were playing in a strip poker game and had to loose your shirt or pants which would you lose?
Both if Im playing strip poiker dignity has gone out the window!

Tasty. And yes they are real.

What super power would you want if you could have one?
Invisibility..I always want to be that fly on the wall listening into private conversations.

Would you let me take you out on a date?
If you genuinely made me laugh..sure!

I need one ticket to England… Pronto!

Vote for Julia MacMillan for the 2008 FHM High Street Honeys #13!

I'd like to bone her.

I’m pretty sure we can add one more bone to her body. In the spirit of Halloween, here are a few treats. Happy Halloween!

Sarah Palin lets you take a peek inside her personal closet. (thefrisky)

Fat people falling is always entertaining. Ouch. (spike)

Keeley Hazell wins best costume 2008. (hollywoodtuna)

Girls everywhere will be popping a squat tonight. (holytaco)

…. but in this case I’ll make an exception.

Just this once… I swear….

…I’m going to go buy my 6-pack of Throwdown Energy Drink right now…

Props to MMATalker for finding this for us.

Jessica Smith

The lovely Jessica Smith took a few minutes out of her busy schedule to talk to us a little bit about herself and share some of her deepest, darkest secrets…. Well, not really but she was a lot of fun to talk to.

Jessica Smith
Age: 19
Ethnicity: Scottish, Irish, English, Chippowa, Cherokee, and a little German
Height: 5′11”
Weight: 135lbs
Bust: 36
Cup Size: A
Waist: 26in.
Hips: 39in
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown

Alright we’ll start with a tough one. Pepsi or Coke?
Coke

What do you prefer, bars or clubs?
dancing on bars, drinking in clubs

Look at those amazing legs!

What’s the best pickup line that’s ever worked on you?
hmm… I dont think anyone has ever worked, but the most clever one was, “hey do you work for subway? Because you just made me a foot long!”

Do your boobs have names?
No, they dont but Im open for suggestions.
How about Bojangles(left) and Baxter(right)?
Hmm, how about silky and snuzzle. more cute

What would be your favorite part of being a guy?
I’d be able to play with myself all day!
…please clarify?
I would play with it wherever. Plus i’d be such a player!

After a shower whats the first thing you put on?
my lovely lingerie

What’s the funniest name for sex you’ve ever herd?
boinked

My Butt - Best Feature

Does Size Matter?
sorry to burst some guys’ bubbles but yes, it does

If you were in a strip poker game and had to lose either your pants or shirt which would go first?
Pants for sure. I love my butt!
We do too, We do too…

Would you do on a date with me
As long as your were funny, outgoing, and could hold my attention why not!?

Well that looks to bring my record to 1-0-1. If you’re interested in being a Dojo Honey Email Mr.Kielington

WahWahWeeWah!

We got a chance to sit down with the amazing Tiffany Upshaw for an exclusive interview, here’s what we got out of this smoking hott babe! Read below of the exclusive interview she gave Hung Lo Dojo!

Tiffany Upshaw
Age: 21
Ethnicity: African-American & Caucasian (Mulatto)
Height: 5′4″-5′5″
Weight: 116lbs
Bust: 32-34
Cup Size: C
Waist: 26in.
Hips: 37in
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Skin Tone: Olive

Tiffany Upshaw

What’s the one things guys do that they should never do.
Hmm, a guy should NEVER degrade a woman, PERIOD! This means, no howling, whistling, rude remarks, etc

What’s your current ringtone?
“Whatever You Like” by T.I., hahaha

Give us a pickup line that would actually work on you?
None..that’s when a girl knows a guy is trying too hard.

What is in your opinion your most masculine attribute?
Hmm..I call them man cuts but its the little lines that ‘V’ down…below your stomach..

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
Yep.

Boxers or Briefs? - I like Briefs - Tiffany Upshaw

If you were in a strip poker game and had to lose either your pants or shirt which would go first?
Shirt

If I could have one superpower it would be Telekinesis - Tiffany Upshaw

Does size matter?
In a sense, yes

Will you go out with me?
I’m not interested in dating anyone right now :):)

….So you’re saying there’s still a chance!

Thanks again Tiffany for providing us all with this information. If you think shes as smokin’ hot as we do make sure you go vote for her at VIP Casting.

Escargot is the grossest thing I've ever eaten.

If you think you’ve got what it takes to be a Dojo Honey shoot an email over to Mr.Kielington.

Why Hello... Yes, you can sit right there...

Today we found a sexy sweetheart just for you. Jo Garcia, make yourself at home….

Should this Turn me on?(Egotastic)

He better get his $20 too….(Break)

Hotties in the Wild!(DoubleViking)

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha… (TheBlemish)

Crazy Protester Interupts Palin Interview (Break)

That just happened…