I think your gold chain is missing something...

….Wait a minute, something doesn’t look quite right here… No, it couldn’t be.  It isn’t!  Oh my God, yes it is! It’s Seth Petruzelli!

As if the 14-second deconstruction of Kimbo Slice wasn’t enough, Seth had to go and add insult to injury by dressing up as him on Halloween, you sir… have balls.

Name: Vickie Blows (enough said)

Vickie Blows…blows what i wonder? Balloons? Whatever it is, I’m sure she’s a pro at it.

Nerf war! say what?! (collegehumor)

Why I wish Tara Reid would spend more time in bars than on beaches. (celebslam)

Some people start Halloween a lil too early. (youtube)

Congrats Philly! Awesome way to celebrate. (holytaco)

That’s right folks, We are at the end of October and you all know what that means. They’re releasing another SAW, It’s getting colder, and It’s Halloween time. Now, you may be confused about what you should wear to impress your friends or get a good laugh, but never fear the Dojo is here. To help you out, we got a sneak peak at what all the fighters are going to be wearing on the 31st.

Brock Lesnar as Jack Torrance from The Shining

Seriously, Think how much you would shit your pants if instead of Jack you have Brock chopping down your bathroom door with an axe while he’s sticking his big mug into the doorjam yelling “Here’s Johnny”. I already have nightmares.

Patrick Cote as A Pirate

UFC already had hyped him as MMA’s Rudy, which would have been a great angle for Cote’s halloween costume.  But due to his recent injury, Patrick Cote should rethink his Halloween get-up and instead be a pirate, because he’s already going to be hobbling on that bum knee anyway.

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