She can pollenate me anytime

Oh sweeet little honey Bea, why are you so far away? Another girl from across the pond, we’ve got the low down on Miss Bea and what she likes to do in her spare time….

Bea Basford
23
5′2″
34 B

Brown Hair
Brown Eyes

What type of underware looks best on you?
def french knickers….covers a bit more bum seeing as mines soo BIG!lol

What would you say is your most masculine attribute
mmm my arms maybe…

Bea Basford - Vote for her!

Do your boobs have names?
no unfortunately they dont….hmm can u think of any?
I think we could…
Maybe Jen and Angelina, as they’ve both had Brad Pitt.lol

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No way!..Violence is not the way forward! I’ve never had a fight.

I see, well what do you think would be the best part of being a guy?
Being able to play women, and not feel bad.. Well most the men i meet seem to b excellent liers.. and i always get hurt

What’s the weirdest sexy term you’ve ever herd?
I don’t no, a guy said to me once, he’d like to use my tighs as ear muffs….I was so shocked and horrified, it took me by suprise, how random. i did laugh though…

If you could have one super power, what would you have?
ooohhh, i think a bout this all the time.. I would want to be able to click my fingers, and be anywhere in the world..then I could get away from silly rainy days in this country and always have a sexy tan..

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FHM High Street Honey #13

We took a trip across the pond to find this stunning beauty. Meet Julia MacMillan on of FHM’s top  100 High Street Honey’s! You should really go vote for her, we did.

Julia MacMillan
Age: 28
Ethnicity: White/ Scotish
Height: 5′6”
Weight: 8 1/2 stone (figure it out)
Bust: 32
Cup Size: D
Waist: 26in.
Hips: 36in
Hair Color: Hazel
Eye Color: Dark Brown

Do you prefer bars or clubs?
Bars to start in depends on the company, if thats good a Club to finish and plenty dancing is always good!

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever herd?
Get your coat youve pulled….I nearly wet myself a little after hearing that but full marks for effort!
Did it work on you though?
Sadly no but we had a good laugh, Im not stuck up I like meeting new people!

Catch me if you can

Have you ever seen your parents naked?
Maybe by accident..Its just wrong!!

What is your current ringtone on your cell phone?
Oh its a dance tune every time I hear it I sing and dance my friends get soo annoyed as it takes forever for me to answer lol.

What would you say is your most Masculine attribute?
Im really getting into watching football, I get so involved and start screaming at the TV and probably not washing my hair for a week..yuk!

Have you ever punched someone in the face
NO but there are times I wish I had the balls to do it lol!

Speaking of balls… What do you think the best part of being a guy would be?
The lack of hormones and the lack of effort required to get ready.

We like em'

Have you ever named your boobs?
Hmmm no but I do like them actually..maybe I should probably the twins or the Olsens!
We like them too….

What’s the weirdest sex term you’ve ever herd?
Spanking the monkey…thats just WEIRD poor little chimp lol!

After a shower, what’s the first thing you put on?
Body Cream…soft skin is soooo important you gotta be soft!

Does size matter?
Its important but its about quality too!

If you were playing in a strip poker game and had to loose your shirt or pants which would you lose?
Both if Im playing strip poiker dignity has gone out the window!

Tasty. And yes they are real.

What super power would you want if you could have one?
Invisibility..I always want to be that fly on the wall listening into private conversations.

Would you let me take you out on a date?
If you genuinely made me laugh..sure!

I need one ticket to England… Pronto!

Vote for Julia MacMillan for the 2008 FHM High Street Honeys #13!

Name: Vickie Blows (enough said)

Vickie Blows…blows what i wonder? Balloons? Whatever it is, I’m sure she’s a pro at it.

Nerf war! say what?! (collegehumor)

Why I wish Tara Reid would spend more time in bars than on beaches. (celebslam)

Some people start Halloween a lil too early. (youtube)

Congrats Philly! Awesome way to celebrate. (holytaco)

Jessica Smith

The lovely Jessica Smith took a few minutes out of her busy schedule to talk to us a little bit about herself and share some of her deepest, darkest secrets…. Well, not really but she was a lot of fun to talk to.

Jessica Smith
Age: 19
Ethnicity: Scottish, Irish, English, Chippowa, Cherokee, and a little German
Height: 5′11”
Weight: 135lbs
Bust: 36
Cup Size: A
Waist: 26in.
Hips: 39in
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown

Alright we’ll start with a tough one. Pepsi or Coke?
Coke

What do you prefer, bars or clubs?
dancing on bars, drinking in clubs

Look at those amazing legs!

What’s the best pickup line that’s ever worked on you?
hmm… I dont think anyone has ever worked, but the most clever one was, “hey do you work for subway? Because you just made me a foot long!”

Do your boobs have names?
No, they dont but Im open for suggestions.
How about Bojangles(left) and Baxter(right)?
Hmm, how about silky and snuzzle. more cute

What would be your favorite part of being a guy?
I’d be able to play with myself all day!
…please clarify?
I would play with it wherever. Plus i’d be such a player!

After a shower whats the first thing you put on?
my lovely lingerie

What’s the funniest name for sex you’ve ever herd?
boinked

My Butt - Best Feature

Does Size Matter?
sorry to burst some guys’ bubbles but yes, it does

If you were in a strip poker game and had to lose either your pants or shirt which would go first?
Pants for sure. I love my butt!
We do too, We do too…

Would you do on a date with me
As long as your were funny, outgoing, and could hold my attention why not!?

Well that looks to bring my record to 1-0-1. If you’re interested in being a Dojo Honey Email Mr.Kielington

Getting cozy with her girls.

Thanks to MMARated for brining this picture to life. Here we see Gina Carano getting comfy with Patrycja Mikula at a party somewhere. It also looks to us like the chick on the right is getting a little closer than Jerry Shaw did when he tried to sneak a peak at Carano when she had to strip down to weigh in at EliteXC’s last event. Sorry $kala, better luck next time.

In other Carano news UFC President Dana White stated while he though Gina Carano was an excellent fighter, they just weren’t interested in starting a woman’s division due to the lack of talent pool. I say if these ladies  wanna fight, we let em fight… Who cares, if they have talent, watching one woman deconstruct another woman’s face with punches is somewhat of a turn on of mine, don’t lie it’s one of yours as well….

Dana White further commented on which Elite XC fighters he’d like to pick up and was pretty tight lipped. When asked about Kimbo he said

“If he really wants to get into the UFC and he wants to fight, he should get on ‘The Ultimate Fighter,’”. “What has he done, other than getting ten million hits on YouTube, what’s the guy done to deserve to be in the UFC? Nothing. I don’t consider him a real athlete or anything. He won’t win ‘The Ultimate Fighter.’ The offer’s out there if he wants to take it. He won’t win it.”

…Well Kimbo, just let us know when you’re done spending that nice $500k you earned… We’ll be waiting…

Editors Note: Chicken or Go is a game in which Team A attempts to infiltrate Team B’s base until Team A either gets nervous and “chickens out” or decides to allow Team B access and win the game.

Why Hello... Yes, you can sit right there...

Today we found a sexy sweetheart just for you. Jo Garcia, make yourself at home….

Should this Turn me on?(Egotastic)

He better get his $20 too….(Break)

Hotties in the Wild!(DoubleViking)

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha… (TheBlemish)

Crazy Protester Interupts Palin Interview (Break)

It’s over folks, what was thought to be the number 2 promotion has finally thrown it’s last punch. MMA Junkie confirms through an inside source that ProElite, Inc., owner of Elite XC will stop it’s operations this week. Just a few weeks ago Elite XC was in the middle of a battle with the Florida State Boxing Comission over the controversial bonuses offered to Seth Petruzelli who defeated Kimbo Slice in just 14 seconds. Now that Elite XC is gone my ONLY question is where will all the fighters go, in particular one Ms. Gina Carano? Will Affliction scoop her up into their mighty (haha, just kidding) arms or will she find some other C level promotion and carry it to the forefront? Only time will tell. At least she’s got a backup plan. Thanks Hulkster!

Today we thought we’d show you one of our favorite girls Jenny Poussin…. Enjoy

In Case you Missed it, Palin Rap on SNL (Break)
Air Sex World Finals (Vimby)
Oh Shit!(nothingtoxic)
Back to School Store (collegehumor)
BITCH! (CollegeHumor)

Check her out in the new issue of Playboy in stores TOMORROW!

Shit to check out!

How True… How True (PAP)
If this was halo, he’d have a double kill. (collegehumor)
20 of the worst tattoos. (ComedyJuice)
Sarah Palin was a cartoon in another life. (Fark)
RAZZLE!(RazzleRioteers)

Double the pleasure.... Double the fun

The short answer is No, they are just some really hot ass twins. Well America meet the Shannon twins, aren’t they lovely? Yeah we thought so too…. Well trust me they aren’t “shims” like yesterdays girl but they might as well be. These lovely “honeyz” are currently riding the wrinke express… What’s that you say? Let me be clearer… Hugh Hefner is all up in that… damn…what a waste…(bustedcoverage)

Boobie Snacks! (Manofest)

6 things not to do with your work email. (cracked)

13 Weird Cooking Show Moments. (screenjunkies)

The Seven stages of Halloween. (collegehumor)

Public Naked Bath Girl! (Magamba)

There’s a special treat after the jump…

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