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My new BFFs. Vh1 has some of the best and worst reality tv shows. Their newest show which premieres on January 11th is titled Tool Academy. The brilliant idea behind the show is nine angry girlfriends who told their boyfriends the show was about being the next Mr. Awesome. Yeah, it’s that in...

wtf.... I have an issue with guys who tan. Unless they are in a body building competition, there is no reason why a man should chill in a tanning bed for 20 minutes. NO REASON. Guys have become too metrosexual. It is a serious issue the world is facing. Men who tan scare me. Are they really that ins...

how effing cute! omg!!! Glamour shots are only appropriate at certain times in your life: your childhood years, high school senior pictures, your wedding day, and sometimes….sometimes….engagement photos. Glamour shots should not be taken when you are just dating a chick. Lately, I’...

Well folks that are still employed, it’s that time of year again: holiday office parties. While you may think of this as a time to drink free booze and mingle with the big guys, think again. Office parties are not like the club on a Friday night where you can molest grind up on other girls an...

Square cut tank tops for men. This is NOT a basic tank top. This is NOT sexy. Do not wear this unless you want to be a douche bag. The only reason why you should wear this is if you have man boob and need thick, supportive straps to keep your ta-ta’s from drooping. If that is the case, then b...