Top Ten: MMA Mugshots

Hot off the press, yet another glorious Top Ten piece for your viewing pleasure.  This one may rouse some mixed emotions from some readers; but unless the picture is of you, you’ll probably enjoy it.  While the Dojo is not trying to find joy in others misfortune, some of these picture are just guaranteed to make you crack a smile, and that’s why we did it. So without further interruption we present the next Top Ten list; the Top Ten MMA Mugshots.

(Major Props: MMAFiend.com; Sherdog Forum Users)

# 10) Brock Lesnar

Vitamins.

That’s why the UFC’s current Heavyweight Champion got this beautiful mugshot.  In 2001 Lesnar was arrested for an allegedly obtaining a large amount of what was assumed to be illegal performance enhancing drugs, the charges were later dropped as these substances were found to be vitamins.

# 9) Hermes Franca

Say it ain’t so, Hermes.

After attending the WEC 36  event in November 2008, UFC veteran Hermes Franca thought it’d be okay to drive home, that didn’t work out too well.  Franca was arrested in Jupiter,Fl in the early hours of the morning for allegedly driving under the influence.

#8 ) Corey Hill

Our efforts to find out why the recently injured Corey Hill was arrested proved unsuccessful; regardless, the TUF alum has a rough road ahead of him.

After his freak leg accident at UFC’s Fight for the Troops, Hill is probably more concerned with rehabilitation, rather than worrying about old mugshots.  Get well soon Corey, we look forward to seeing you back in the Octagon.

# 7) Leonard Garcia

Booger Sugar? Really?

The WEC’s Leonard ‘Bad Boy’ Garcia got this mugshot courtesy of being arrested in connection with a Texas cocaine trafficking group.  Garcia was later acquitted of these charges.

# 6) Chris Leben

When are fighters going to learn that automobiles and alcohol don’t mix?

Leben’s mugshot might be the brightest thing to come out of his DUI arrest, literally.  That glare shining of his forehead is enough to make the king of dome glare, Montel Williams, envious.  Forehead sheen aside, Chris Leben has made great strides since his arrest, and for that we must give him major props.

Number’s 5 through 1, after the jump…

# 5) Kevin ‘Kimbo Slice’ Ferguson

Where’s the beard?

Well let me rephrase that, we see the beard, but where is the beard?  While the mystery of the missing Kimbo-beard will go  unsolved, this lazy-eye mug shot is remarkable.  For starters, did anyone know that Kimbo wore Hawaiian print shits?  We understand that Kimbo is from Miami, and the open Hawaiian shirt is stylish there, but we just expect better from him.

# 4) Renato ‘Babalu’ Sobral

Babalu!

Babalu must not like cameras very much, or maybe he just doesn’t like bouncers.  Regardless of what it is, Babalu probably should keep his distance from the Hard Rock Casino in Tampa.  In 2007, Sobral was arrested for Battery and Trespassing but later released for ‘alledgedly’ spitting on a bouncer.

# 3) Luke Cummo

While Luke Cummo doesn’t have the best mugshot out of the bunch, he surely has the best story of why he got arrested.

According to a release posted on his website, Cummo contested that he had attended a Monday Night Football party where a massive amount of weed was smoked, which he claims gave him a second hand high (no word on whether Joe Rogan attended said party).  Cummo also claims they went out for 10 cent hot wings afterwards and the food coma from his wings, coupled with his second hand high led him to drive like a madman.  While this seems like an outrageous story, it can’t be any more outrageous than that uni-brow.

# 2) Joe Son

Joe Son is best known as his role as Odd Job from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, he was also a former mixed martial artist (0-4).

Son was charged in October 2008 for an unsolved gang rape case back from 1990. Son had a boat load of charges filed against him, including “five felony counts of forcible rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulations, (and our personal favorite) one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force.”  Classy.

# 1) Charles ‘Krazy Horse’ Bennett

Typically, the number one spot on our Top Ten list is highly debatable.  This time, not so much.

Charles ‘Crazy Horse’ Bennett, a Top Ten list alum, easily takes the top spot on this list.  Bennett has been arrested numerous time and every single one of his mugshots are guaranteed to make you crack a smile.  Check out all his mugshots here.  (They’re guaranteed to make you laugh)

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