Kimbo-gate: The CBS Sunday Night Movie

If the 14-second deconstruction of Kimbo was not enough to jeopardize EliteXC’s future, controversy has grown over whether or not Seth’s comments about “keeping the fight standing” means that Elite XC officials fixed the fight. As CBS stands back and watches this unfold we though it would be wise to go ahead and give you guys a heads up on who we think CBS will cast for their Sunday night movie special: Kimbo-Gate. You can thank us later.

Frank Shamrock as played by Ben Stiller from “There’s Something About Mary”

Mr.Kielington – I immediately looked to Megatron for this role, with all that metal he might as well be a transformer. Too bad, CBS prolly won’t want to pay for all the CGI.

KChuck-I think this is a perfect person to play the role of Shamrock. Why no role for big brother Ken Shamrock? Well since he kinda fucked everything up in the first place, and due to the time constraints for the movie, they decided not to even cast him in a role. Lucky for CBS they won’t have to pay Stiller that much, he’s only got like 3 lines….

Kimbo Slice as played by Pirate Dude

Mr.Kielington – This is perfect in so many ways. Now that Kimbos hype is all but diminished he will now be forced to go back to the porn industry appearing in MilfHunter and other videos. Shit, in that outfit he might just be good enough for Pirates III.

KChuck- I originally campaigned for Paris Hilton in this role… My thought was that we needed someone who wouldn’t mind dropping quick to their knees when the camera started rolling.

Seth Petruzelli as played by Rufio

Mr. Kielington - Dude… the hair…. nuff said

KChuck- Bang-A-Rang! Bang-A-Rang!

Jared Shaw as Jeremy Piven

Mr.Kielington - Awww fuck… I think there is to much star power in this movie now… especially for CBS. Here’s what I say you do. Let Jared Shaw play AS Jared Shaw… Afterall he’s gonna need to make some money now that he’s shit outta luck.

KChuck-I love a Jeremy Piven freakout more than about anyone on this planet.  But, Jared Shaw’s ringside meltdown can not be recreated by even the best of thespians; and Mr. Kielington is right, he’s going to need the money.

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