Fedor’s Bill Cosby Sweater Solves Financial Crisis

Just when we thought our economy couldn’t get any worse, Fedor’s Bill Cosby Sweater saves the day.  

Say Cheese (Props to Nasdaq)

To hype Saturday’s event, Affliction representatives Tito Ortiz, Tom Atencio, and Fedor Emelianenko rang the Nasdaq opening bell on Wednesday morning.  The folks at Affliction (accompanied by a half-hearted Oscar Dela Hoya) have beenon a multi-day meat train touring different media markets to promote Saturday night’s Affliction: Day of Reckoning event, which is headlined by the fight between Fedor Emelianenko and Andrei Arlovski. 

We are not too certain if the followers of Wall Street are the target audience that Affliction expects to be watching their event, but who are we to judge?  We will, however, judge the sweater that Fedor has been sporting.  And the verdict is: It’s Awesome.  

It's coming sooner than you think...

While Emelianenko’s awesome sweater is not nearly vomit-colored enough to rival Cosby’s classic look, the juxtaposition of pink, yellow, and green do put Fedor’s sweater closer to Huxtable status.  We’re figuring it’s only a matter of time before Affliction cashes in on Fedor’s new fashion statement with an entire line of Affliction Cosby Sweaters. Honestly, what’s better than a sweater covered in skulls and crossbones?

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