You’re Not My Boy Blue

We have all heard the stories of ridiculous stage moms pushing their children into the limelight, but it turns out that these stage moms are even present in combat sports.  They just happen to take the shape of aging, bearded men.  

Here’s the story of a man named Robert Blue.  He is f**king crazy.

According to reports Mr. Blue chained his daughter, a world class youth power lifter and mixed martial artist, to her bed so that she could make weight.  When Blue found his daughter sneaking canned peas and corn (first person ever to ’sneak’ in canned peas?), he kicked her and beat her with a weight belt.  

The Las Vegas ABC Affiliate has the story:

This is about disgusting as it gets.  Okay, Two Girls One Cup may be as disgusting as it gets, but Mr. Blue can take a close second.  When professionals have a hell of a time making weight, it’s ridiculous to expect a teenage girl to live up to that.  

Regardless, It’s looking as if Mr. Blue may have quite a bit of time to think over some new training techniques, as he will probably be spending a little time behind bars.  Maybe he can read a few books while he’s in there, as Blue argued that he didn’t think his actions toward his daughter were wrong “because the Government restrict people’s movements all the time.” Which is perfect rationale for chaining someone to a bed and denying them canned foods.  Let’s all hope that Mr. Blue can hold onto the soap.

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