How not to be a Douche Bag – Tool Academy

My new BFFs.

Vh1 has some of the best and worst reality tv shows. Their newest show which premieres on January 11th is titled Tool Academy. The brilliant idea behind the show is nine angry girlfriends who told their boyfriends the show was about being the next Mr. Awesome. Yeah, it’s that intense.

The opening trailer gives you a glimpse of how they describe their boyfriends: cheaters, liars, and tools. So…these famewhores (the girlfriends) are knowingly dating someone who cheats on them, lies to them, are jerks, and are tools. Oh, and they cry a lot about their bad love life.

What I am most excited for are the traumatic, mascara-smearing emotional breakdowns and roid rages between the couples. As the search their souls for the inner strength to change and put their relationships before gym workouts will make my Sunday nights so much cooler.

Although I would never befriend a douche bag, I have no problem watching a television show devoted to them. What’s even better about the Tool Academy is that is has spin-off shows written all over it.

Possible spin offs:

• Date a Tool.
• Reality whore Rehab ft. Dr. Drew
• Steroid Rehab ft. Dr. Drew
• Date a Tool’s Ex
• Double Steroid Shot of Love
• Being a Tool and Liking Men

I think it will be pure entertainment watching “couples counseling” and watching dumb women make  THE BIGGEST DECISION of their life:  to date the tool or not.

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