Are YOU man enough?

Did your family cut you out of pictures for the annual Christmas card? Maybe your girlfriend dumped you because she couldn’t stand the Grizzly Adams feel? Growing a beard takes sacrifice, and this is your moment to shine.

On November 1st the kick of “No Shave November 2008” will officially begin. If you got the testicular fortitude to go an entire month without shaving we invite you to join millions of men worldwide participating in this glorious event.

So on October 31st we will all lay our razors down and stand up for what we believe in!

The time is near, the truth shall be told,
Of one man’s glory, and another man’s fold.
Come November 1st no razor shall be seen,
For pride comes without the use of shaving cream.
Dust out the grime, the grit, and even the sand,
Break out the flannel and look like Al Borland.
Nothing compares to the warmth of a beard,
Whether it be scruff, scraggly, or even a neard.
Prepare yourselves now for the ultimate battle,
Time versus Hair will soon stir a rattle.